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oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard


Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

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I was tagged by hushthenoise.

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name: Steven

nickname: The Closer

birthday: August 21st

sexuality: Mostly straight 

height: 6’2”

timezone: EDT

what time and date is it here: 8/27/2014 8:01 am

average hours of sleep I get at night: Probably 6-8

the last thing I googled was: How long does it take to beat the deadpool game

my most used phrase: ”Awesome” maybe…

first word that comes to mind: word

what I last said to a family member: ”See you in the morning” 

one place that makes me happy and why: I don’t really know of any particular place that makes me happy… Anywhere my friends or family are ….

how many blankets I sleep under: 1

favourite beverages: Mountain Dew. Any of them.

the last movie I watched in the cinema: Uhm, I think it was Wreck-It Ralph…

three things I can’t live without: Laptop, internet, friends 

something I plan on learning: How to make movies better

a piece of advice for all my followers: Find something you enjoy and do it. It doesn’t matter what anyone else in the world says. Surround yourself with people that like you and do whatever you want.

you all have to listen to this song: Just Decide- I Fight Dragons

my blogs: This one is my personal whatever I feel like posting blog. Then there is monstersmangled which I run with my little brother where we post anything geeky from anime to video games to tv shows to books and so on.